You feel a burning and tingling sensation and notice uncomfortable bumps on your skin. Where do you turn？
你觉得皮肤上有点灼热或微刺感，或注意到起了小包。你会怎么办？
Friends might gossip. Lovers might freak. WebMD might leap to cancer. Yahoo! Answers is written by 12 year olds. Googling around will just give the NSA something to laugh at.
朋友们可能会招来闲言碎语。男女朋友可能会吓跑。键盘医生会立刻联系到癌症。百度知道是群12岁的熊孩子写的。到处Google只会给美国国安局增添笑料。
If you think you have herpes, you best bet (before a doctor or STD clinic) might just be Tumblr. They Call it "Herpblr."
如果你觉得你得了疱疹，你最好的选择（在看医生或挂性病科前）可能就是去Tumblr。他们管她叫“疱lr”。
哈哈哈，我笑了10分钟。。。不过Tumblr上的确关于疱疹的乐观精神很多。。。
